bebe au lait

It's one of those nursing cover things you're grateful you have in your bag when you're in the middle of Target and the VLP (Very Little Person) starts screaming and the bouncing doesn't work, and taking a pacifier off the shelf and opening it and putting it in his mouth doesn't work, and you think to yourself, "Well, I could give up the one night I can be out shopping like this and drive home, or I can pull up my shirt right here in aisle N11 and nurse this child," and you pick the latter option--without also having to choose to expose yourself to all your fellow shoppers. Love it.

Since you asked

No, we're not circumcising the baby.

Why not?

Well, I wouldn't circumcise my daughter, so why would I circumcise my son?